Monday 12 October 2015

Another fishy tale

The heavy shorebreak ground out a plodding hymn to monotony.

I walked along the beach my mind flicking restlessly over various topics—the political conversation that had dominated lunch and had taken the bite out of the paella, the sailing of the Shtandart from Tarragona and with it my childish pipe-dream of embarking (they were looking for crew to sail to Monaco); the fickle nature of creative satisfaction, it's value in life's equation and whether it can be substituted by hard cash; how the sunset, a lurid smear across the western sky, had briefly swept petty ponderings under the carpet, and how rapidly the same had returned with the sun below the horizon; and finally, I swear, what I might eat once home.

In the half light one wave, larger than the herd, crashed onto the sand sending a flood of spumy water up the beach, washing round my ankles and filling my turn ups. The dog nimbly bounced across the strand keeping to the dry. Water receded, sucking at my soles, leaving the beach glistening darkly. And suddenly on the black sand flickering stars appeared, flashing silver and flipping and flapping. I was surrounded by anchovies. My first thought was 'Dinner!' and I knelt to pick them up but then, having gathered a handful, I threw them back into the waves. The fish were frantic and I franticly returned them to the water. They back-flipped out of my hands and I crawled across the wet sand to pick them up again and return them to whence they came. The scene was biblical. Their eyes gazed unblinkingly and their mouths gasped airlessly and their firm little bodies glinted as they arched back into the waves. Eventually the remaining fish on the beach stopped moving and my thoughts turned back to dinner. I harvested the silver ingots and was forced to store them in my shirt pocket as they slid from my overloaded palm.

At home in the light their fresh brilliance continued to amaze. They hadn't been dead 15 minutes. I rinsed them, floured them, salt'n'peppered 'em and dunked them in hot olive oil where they bucked and twisted for a moment before turning crispy and golden. Parsley, lemon, a beer and I stood in the kitchen popping the anchovies into my mouth. At first their taste was all that I expected but then there was an unexpected, unpleasant crunch. Of course, those death throes at the water's edge, all that gasping, they'd filled themselves with sand.

photo courtesy of My Kitchen in Spain


Chris Partridge said...

The grit in life's anchovies, eh?
Great stuff.

Ben said...

Thanks Chris.

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Unknown said...

Hi Ben
You have not posted for a while. Is everything OK. I love this site ever since I bought your book.
It brings back so many happy memories from the mid 70s when my wife and I spent summers in your part of the world. Sadly our own boat has not moved for a year due to the return of my wife's illness.
Kindest regards ChrisB

Ben said...

Thank you ChrisB, everything IS ok. Life takes many twists and turns and although I'm in good health and actually working on the sea I have other writing projects and no time to sail my beloved OB. Whether this blog will spring back to life I don't know but I hope you can continue to dip into the book or the weblog for a sniff of just how wonderful it is to sail a small homebuilt boat on the, relatively, wide Mediterranean sea.
All the best,

(And thanks to all my other well-wishers for their continued thoughts and support.)

Anonymous said...

Hello Ben,
Good to hear you are doing well and working at sea. Will be looking forward your next writing project..

Fair Winds


Ben said...

Nice to hear from you Joe, the Rietveld chair still ain't made but I cherish the plans and keep them inside the Dierking book, also cherished.

All the best


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